Not a day goes by without news breaking about another poor wanker getting rinsed out of their hard-drawn dole by a scammer masquerading as a sweetheart. They may be able to live with the financial loss, the embarrassment and the degradation but you’ll never come to terms with the heartbreak. To try, as we might, to combat the suffering SillyBeggar.com has compiled this helpful advice:
If she asks if you’d like to pin her down … she might be a Cam Girl
If she asks what your PIN code is … she might be a Scam Girl
If she shows you her boob … she might be a Cam
If she calls you a rube … she might be a Scam Girl
If she says she’ll take off her dress … she might be a Cam Girl
If she asks, repeatedly, for your address … she might be a Scam Girl
If her chat is illicit … she might be a Cam Girl
If her chat is elicit … she might be a Scam Girl
If she wants you erect … she might be a Cam Girl
If she wants your diRECT debit set up … she might be a Scam Girl
If ever asks you to send money just remember the acronym “SNERLY” – She’ll Never Ever Really Love You.