Taylor’s Grift
When I’m at a canteen in the mornings I always hide some rashers under the beans and then just pay for a plate of beans
Long Con Jovi
Write the names of potential sequels (Shrek 5, Hangover 4 etc) and post them to yourself. If they get released bring the sealed and postmarked envelope to the studio and claim plagiarism
Scheme Neeson
I never sign the back of bank cards. It’s never been authorised so I can claim back everything I’ve paid for it with
Trick Jagger
They may say you can’t work and claim your state pension. But no one has ever said that to ol’Mick
Bam’s Bozzle
During Jackass we used to just take loads of Opioid Painkillers before the stunts so the injuries never really hurt
Bruce “The Double Cross Boss” Springsteen
They all thought it was a “fan” I brought up on stage during one of our famous concerts but it was an actress we got from an agency. Our scheme was foiled when she later got the roll of Monica on Friends
Felony Sykes
To ensure I get picked for presenting gigs I gash the tires of the other hopefuls and have them start the day on a bum note. If they do make it in a good mood I threaten them with a stanley knife